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A Miroku/Sango one-shot based on the scene from the Friends episode "The One With The Morning".

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Sango is arguing with Miroku at their living room apartment (sharing with Inuyasha, Kagome, Kirara and Shippo) when she found out that he was cheating on her with another woman (unnamed).

Sango: Y'know what, I want you to leave!

Sango opens the door for Miroku.

Sango: Get outta here!

Miroku: No!

Sango: Just get out! Now!!

Miroku: No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.

Sango: Okay.

Sango closes the door.

Sango: Okay! All right! How was she?

At Kagome's bedroom, Kagome, Inuyasha, Shippo and Kirara are listening Miroku and Sango's conversation through the door.

Shippo: Uh-oh.

Scene cuts to Miroku and Sango.

Miroku: What?

Sango: Was she good?

Scene cuts to Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo and Kirara.

Inuyasha: Don't answer that.

Shippo, Kirara and Kagome:

Scene cuts to Miroku and Sango.

Sango: Come on, Miroku! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk

about it!! How was she?

Miroku: She was....

Miroku tries to think of how to described the unnamed woman while the scene cuts to Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo and Kirara.

Inuyasha: Awful! Horrible!

Shippo: She was not good. Not good.

Inuyasha: She was nothing compared to you.

The scene cuts to Miroku and Sango.

Miroku: She, she was different.

The scene cuts back to Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo and Kirara.

Inuyasha: Ewww!

Shippo: Uh oh.

Kagome and Kirara:

Back to Miroku and Sango.

Sango: Good, different?

Miroku: Nobody likes change.

Sango picks up the newspaper, beating Miroku with it.

Sango:

Miroku: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay!

Back to Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo and Kirara.

Kagome: Should we do something?

Shippo: Yeah, never cheat on Sango.

Back to Miroku and Sango.

Miroku: I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. I wa-I was disgusted with myself,

and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your

message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out

of my apartment as fast as possible.

Sango: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little

friend leave?

Miroku can't answer that queation.

Sango: Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in

there?!

Miroku hands Sango back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with

it again.

Sango:

Miroku:

A Fire Awakening one-shot based on the scene from the Sims 2 video "Kardahsians Stuck In An Elevator".

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Rachael, Andrea and Tharja are inside the elevator.

Rachael: There's like no signal for our phones in this elevator.

Andrea: That's dumb.

The elevator suddenly stops moving.

Rachael: Oh my god, I think the elevator just stopped.

Andrea: Oh my god, is this really happening?

Tharja: I told you your asses are too much weight.

Rachael: Shut up, Tharja.

Andrea: What do we do?

Tharja: I don't know. Isn't there like a cord we pull for the driver?

Rachael: That's to stop a bus, you stupid bitch.

Tharja: Oh yeah.

Andrea spotted the red button on the elevator.

Andrea: What about that big, red button?

Tharja: Why would we hit that?

Andrea: For like, emergencies.

Rachael: Red means stop, Andrea.

Andrea: So?

Rachael: If you hit that button, you're telling the emergency people to stop.

Andrea: Why would they have a button like that?

Tharja: Because they're stupid.

Rachael: We've gotta put our heads together and think.

Andrea: What?

Rachael begins leaning her head forward.

Rachael: Just lean forward.

Andrea leans her forward to Rachael's.

Rachael: Come on, Tharja.

Tharja: I'm not doing that.

Andrea: Have you thought of anything yet?

Rachael: No, nothing's happening.

Andrea and Rachael got up by leaning back from their heads.

Andrea: Oh my god, we'll be stuck in here forever.

Tharja: We'll probably be rescued soon.

A Gaius/Andrea one-shot based on the scene from Chicken Run.

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Andrea: I should turn you in right now.

Gaius: You wouldn't... would you?

Andrea: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.

Gaius: Because I'm... cute?

Andrea: BRAAWWWK!!!

A Chrom/Rachael one-shot based on the scene from The Swan Princess!

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Chrom: Arrange the marriage!

Everyone cheered including Lissa, Klaus and Sumia. Chrom had just announced to them that he and Rachael are going to be married. Except for Rachael who looks around.

Rachael:

Virion conducts the musicians to play music.

Virion:

Rachael: Wait.

Virion stops the music.

Chrom: What? You're all I ever wanted. You're beautiful!

Rachael: Thank you. But what else?

Chrom: What else?

Rachael: Is beauty all that matters to you?

Lon'qu:

Lon'qu shook his head at Rachael. Rachael looks at Lon'qu.

Rachael:

Rachael looks back at Chrom.

Rachael:

Chrom looks at Lissa.

Lissa: Chrom, what else?

Chrom stammers and looks back at Rachael.

Chrom: What else is there?

Maribelle imitates a buzzer.

Maribelle:

Lissa:

Rachael:

An Attack On Titan one-shot based on the scene from Hannah Montana.

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Tina has a plan for Eren and Usagi to make Jean sick. Jean was forcing Tina to go on a date with him. She has no choice but to do it but needs Eren and Usagi for distraction on Jean to get rid of him. Eren and Usagi are pretending to be sick.

Eren: Can you throw this away for me?

Eren stuffed tissues on Jean's shirt.

Jean: Back off, booger boy!

Jean gets the tissue off his shirt, getting away from Eren. Usagi spots Jean by putting her arm around him.

Usagi: Hey, handsome, how's it going?

Jean avoids Usagi's touch.

Jean: Get away from me! I got a big date on Saturday and nobody is ever going to ruin it!

Usagi looks at Tina with the "Do Something" look.

Usagi:

Tina gets down on her knees on the ground, begging for Usagi to kiss Jean.

Tina:

Usagi:

Usagi marches over to Jean, grabbing him and gives him a big kiss.

Eren:

Usagi drops Jean to the ground.

Jean Curse this Jean-roma!

Usagi You owe me!

Usagi runs away.